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8 Demotivational Poster


RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm
Looks like a shot from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is a great shot and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm
fuckstick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and fucking annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. fuck i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America FUCK YEAH attitude....however, this is a great juxtaposition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm
that caption is perfect


THE EIGHTIES - I miss you, 80s!


TAGS: nostalgia humor 80s
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

politicalanarchist - October 14, 2011, 2:09 am
Regan drinking a martini with Cobra Commander? Almost as cool as Freakazoid high-fiving Jesus on an escalator. (Not here, just in general...)
rudeboy308 - June 10, 2011, 6:29 pm
Great pic, but I'd also like to see in it Billy Idol, A-Team, Sgt. Slaughter, and the Ford Eliminator from ZZ Top.
lolman - September 15, 2009, 7:22 pm
5 stars... this pic brings back alot of memories.. i was born in 77 so these characters are pretty much my entire childhood.. not many things have left such an impact in time.
Hypercat-Z - July 28, 2009, 11:20 am
I was there!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 10, 2009, 2:59 am
You had to be there. In the 80s, Back to the Future and Ghostbusters were cutting edge movies with amazing special effects. The Cure were still awesome, and you could see like a dozen hardcore bands for about two dollars. Beer was cheaper, too. :)
RushReference - May 9, 2009, 2:24 am
HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!
HtD - March 17, 2009, 11:06 pm
The 80's seems like a "you had to be there" decade because it sounds just awful to me.
Lloyd - January 2, 2009, 6:16 am
The Black one, yeah.
spitfire111 - January 2, 2009, 3:28 am
WTF!!! you miss Micheal Jackson.....
No moar 80's - December 24, 2008, 8:27 pm
80's MUSIC SUCKED
Weapon X - November 15, 2008, 7:10 am
But let's not forget the more obscure cartoons...like Bravestar and Jem...not to mention the Silver Hawks and He-Man's only slightly less known twin sister, She-Ra
Weapon X - November 15, 2008, 7:05 am
Um..I know I'm a little late on this one...but it's the snorks, not snorkels, Pac-Man, and if you're referring to the guy in the white outfit...that's The Dukes of Hazard...
dgbt - October 28, 2008, 10:13 am
this is awesome. but wheres jason and freddy?
wann1e - September 30, 2008, 4:55 pm
fuken SAVED!
Warp Kez - September 14, 2008, 9:40 pm
Transformers, Knight Rider, Rambo, PackMac, tron, Dallas, Ghostbusters, Mario, Indiana Jones, Mr T, He-man, Michael Jackson, ET, Hulk Hogan, Ronald Regan(?), TMNT, The Snorkels, Smurfs, Max Headroom(?)
Kung-Fu Devil - September 3, 2008, 9:58 pm
You'd look scared too if you were going to have to go to bed with him.
Agamemnon218 - September 1, 2008, 4:36 pm
I just like how the Care Bear next to Michael Jackson looks completely terrified!
jimbo - August 26, 2008, 7:28 am
The best cartoons ever made came outta the eighties.
RnR - August 26, 2008, 5:38 am
OMG! and i have been trying to suppress all memories of it. The only "good" thing in the 80s was Susanna Hoffs and Rosanne Arquette
shtoink - August 26, 2008, 2:46 am
you and me both man :(


INVISIBLE SOULS - Leave .308 holes


TAGS: invisible souls leave 308 holes
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

- June 2, 2013, 7:56 am
Optimum distance for him is 500 to 800 yds. The lens is exposed because he just flipped the camo off of it to fire. Otherwise a flap of the burlap would cover it. It won't reflect light (sunshade) and you're dead before you see him at distance.
Nissta - March 8, 2012, 6:14 pm
Strange that I never saw the need to do this AND I still hit targets at 500yds one of them being a markers pointer telling me I'd missed when I hadn't. I was just using an iron leaf battle sight not a scope on the good one L1A1 7.62 Self Loading Rifle....
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:28 am
camo mesh netting added to the rifle's ghillie to run over the objective lens, although it slightly diminishes light transmission, the 'cat-eye' lenscovers do the same
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:26 am
Well true, I mean you see him now because the camera is focussed on him, but from 300+yds you might not?? and I actually saw a better defence to cover the scope, protects against scope glare as well as the perfect circle forming, ~[Cont. in reply]~
kj8541 - March 6, 2012, 11:12 am
Except he is not invisible. I have yet to see one of these with good veg and a cat eyed scope.


The Internet -


TAGS: internet opnions enabling 1986
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by BlairEdwards

mizzdizz - February 12, 2016, 7:28 am
ROTFL!!!!! I've got a new neighbor that would have limited resources back then.....now he can talk for HOURS!!!!!!!!!!! 5L BL!
concern3 - February 12, 2016, 4:06 am
Amen Brother
MissPriss - February 11, 2016, 8:14 pm
And since cellphones and texting they're able to without seeing where their going with those opinions...teehee.
lgvernon - February 11, 2016, 5:47 pm

Nice poster. Welcome!


DOUBLEPLUSIRONIC - Need I say more...


TAGS: irony orwell 1984 barcelona
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by wehrvamp

Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 12:25 am
The prefix "doubleplus" was one of many combinations used to strip down the language to essential words. C++ This language is Catalan.
Faradio - January 2, 2012, 10:34 am
George Orwell wrote "1984", a novel about a totalitarian regime where "Big Brother" used to spy on every citizen with cameras everywhere. The prefix "doubleplus" was one of many combinations used to strip down the language to essencial words.
ajax87 - January 1, 2012, 8:00 am
hi, i'm from spain and this lenguage is the catalan, from catalonia.
Zook - December 30, 2011, 9:37 am
Derp, mayhaps it's in Barcelona, like it says on the sign.
jorgejs76 - December 20, 2011, 6:29 pm
Not exactly, maybe another languaje from spain, not international spanish...
TheSanityInspector - December 19, 2011, 9:18 pm
Spain, right? Because he fought in the Spanish Civil War.


SCREW IT! - I'll deal with my procrastination issues later.


TAGS: 5082521
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by KaidenJackson

maoworks2 - April 24, 2012, 10:09 am
Great Pic.


PIZZA FORK - NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES


TAGS: free shipping call 1 800 fork you
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Sho - July 4, 2012, 8:56 pm
I'm the weird one that always hold them in my hand?
Vinxman - July 4, 2012, 12:14 pm
Shut up and take my money!
CloudchaserS - July 3, 2012, 11:23 pm
That's like using a knife & fork to eat hushpuppies.
ughomer - July 3, 2012, 4:23 pm
If you call right now, they'll send you a SECOND pizza fork and waive the P&H ($39.47 savings), mao!!
maoworks2 - July 3, 2012, 2:27 pm
Amazing.


I AM SORRY... - But you have to die now So that 60 million years from now People will doubt me... Shhhhhhh.


TAGS: jesus and the dinosaurs sounds like an 80s band
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Chef

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:43 pm
Just if the Bible described an event that would bury billions of dead thing in rock layers that were laid down by water all over the earth.
Budog - April 26, 2012, 8:53 am
And the Pastafarian's said, "Ramen"... 5L
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:25 pm
Creationist idiocy aside... funny poster. I give it five feathered dinosaurs.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:23 pm
"Making a whole skeleton from a fragment" is what is done when not enough remains are present to fully describe a species. They compare it to remains of a related and well-known form. It isn't unusual for descriptions to be updated as more info is avaible
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:22 pm
matt knows things.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:20 pm
Egal, most of the better known dinos are known from largely or entirely complete remains.. sometimes dozens or hundreds. Also fossilization is a very exact process. Not everything that dies and get burried becomes a fossil.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:18 pm
Egal, carbon dating is effective WITHIN A CERTAIN DATE RANGE: ~100,000 years. I'm not allowed nearly enough room in this reply to explain why but trying googling it. NO scientist has EVER used carbon dating on dinos. Colleagues would laugh them to death.
Mongo - July 5, 2010, 2:56 pm
Very clever...the dino looks like my new minnie wiener dog.
freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:07 pm
brilliant, 5 thumbs up
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:32 pm
Honestly folks, if there were thousands of one species, shouldn't there be at least one partial skeleton kicking about, a section of a thigh bone is hardly enough to build a full frame, I still laughed at the pic though =p
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:27 pm
Billions of years ago nothing exploded into a perfect order instead of the chaos that normally happens when things explode, Carbon dating is about as reliable as the scientists who make a whole skeleton from a fragment and say there were tons of that type
pzykosiz - May 24, 2010, 2:06 am
Nice.


STATE TROPPER IN MINNESOTA - Permit to Carry - Valid


TAGS: glock 38 special 45 automatic
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by ughomer

project28 - May 7, 2013, 2:07 pm
Tropper?
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:52 pm
This lady... I like her already.
mariand - January 23, 2013, 3:36 am
lol...good'n
CloudchaserS - January 23, 2013, 2:15 am
I don't CC, but if I did, I'd have a note attached to my permit saying "I shouldn't need this, the 2nd amendment is my permit"


THE KITTY POOL -




SAY THERE TOM -




8 HOUR FAILURE - Are you kidding, me all day! Ronsart was on suicide watch, Logicdude got blisters from fapping off to Selma, and Aggy, well I don't have a clue.


TAGS: 8 hour failure legends
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by doofenshmirtz

Hawamleh - June 23, 2010, 3:59 pm
I Actually Left the house... the light was so strong *shudders*
LogicDude - August 18, 2009, 2:44 pm
That's SALMA..S-A-L-M-A! Get it right! Mmmmmmmm Saaaaaalmaaaa....*fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap*
Ed-Hyde - August 18, 2009, 11:34 am
What would Aggy do? Guiness and Bewbs. Hmm, new theme of the day, WWAD - what would aggy do?


1987 - Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards 16 color EGA graphics was HOT!


TAGS: leisure suit larry land lounge lizards 1987 ega graphics eve rnr
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by RnR

Anakun - August 27, 2008, 10:19 am
1987 computer porn... FAP FAP FAP oh wait it is 2008. Google search "Two Girls one Cup!"


PURRRRFECTION -


TAGS: 08 20 2009 poster fodder challenge
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

rerun - August 20, 2009, 8:50 pm

this is so shopped....I mean really...only two cat-nips?


Distress -


TAGS: at 18000 feet
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by GaryO

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 27, 2015, 11:06 pm
Fantastic! 5L


I WONT DIE - from lack of shooting back


TAGS: 9mm belgin 18shot
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - May 27, 2012, 5:58 pm
9mm Belgium 18 shot Double barrel.
EmilioDumphque - May 27, 2012, 3:12 pm
An 18 shooter??
maoworks2 - May 13, 2012, 8:14 am
I Second That.


TWELVE STEP RECOVERY - The First step is admitting you have a problem.


TAGS: 9834555
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by KaidenJackson

Airman - March 2, 2012, 6:48 pm
this cracks me up everytime I see it.. I fav'd it
Reality Lord - February 25, 2012, 7:34 am

i lol'd....5L and nice dude!
RonE - February 25, 2012, 5:22 am
He still has a serious addiction. When he refuses to admit that it is the Cats poop that really gets him going.
ICEMAN - February 25, 2012, 1:56 am
We always suspected.
Budog - February 25, 2012, 1:44 am
My name is Rufus and I'm a poopaholic...
Greeny - February 24, 2012, 9:03 pm
Houston, we have a problem...
GaryO - February 24, 2012, 8:45 pm
DOG POOP! WOOf!


Arizona Border Patrol Drug Bust -


TAGS: 18 milkweed pods during golf
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by ughomer

turbogt350 - February 2, 2017, 5:50 pm
That is going to Hurt, and will take a long time to get them out. That stuff is nasty.


TOO MUCH HORSPOWER? - No Such Thing


TAGS: v8 motorcycle
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by gumby61

dslohand - June 10, 2012, 7:52 pm
5 KICKS Does it come in RED i wonder lol
maoworks2 - June 4, 2012, 11:23 am
Nice !


ISLAM - The religion of Peace... ask anyone!


TAGS: red obama funny anteater sex liberal conservatism democrat election 08
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by Obama

VinceVicious - April 26, 2009, 12:28 am
Not conservative in the sense of American poltics, semi-moron. There's other meanings to the word even when describing societies. I don't think I have to define it...
Islam's a blast! - April 8, 2009, 10:38 am
Islam is not conservative in the American sense you moron... they are a theocracy that is controlled by an oligarchy... we are or WERE a Republic.
Nonsense - March 26, 2009, 5:41 pm
Yes, because people TOTALLY go on mass killing sprees on Crusades nowadays.
LogicDude - January 11, 2009, 2:50 pm
You're right...they can reuse those rocks over and over again!
barockeva - January 11, 2009, 2:17 pm
Islamic countries are very conservative.
Amaterasu - August 20, 2008, 9:19 pm
Crusades. 'Nuff Said
Barack Hussien Obama - May 28, 2008, 3:36 pm
I would like to sit down and talk with them. They will surely realize that they have been in the wrong for thousands of years, and then we can all live in Communist Peace!


SHIPPING AND HANDLING - I smuggles myself inside ur luggage


TAGS: 678
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by KaidenJackson

Verdeckt - February 5, 2012, 5:06 pm
Upload to Dig My Dog site


160 YEARS AGO -


TAGS: 1859
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

Anonymous2 - April 8, 2010, 1:11 pm
About the women with real boobs line, what would you expect when they put Cubby on their flag?
forseti - April 8, 2010, 2:12 am
okay: I pick 3. Try again! 1! Go higher! 5. Too high. 3? You already said 3. 6? There is no 6. 2? Double it! 4! As you wish sir. And one extra for the 'hidden' racism ;)
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:42 pm
Another 5 for the Airman. The truth speaks volumes.
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 7:38 pm
BURN!As a Cali native born and bread this hurts but hey the truth does from time to time. 5L's for you sir!


9/11 - The Freemasons made a serious error with the Morgan affair in 1826


TAGS: freemasons 9 11 morgan affair 1826 rnr
Rating: 2.13/5

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aPauling - August 28, 2008, 8:42 am
At age 45, Morgan married a 16 year old girl. Ah, the good old days.
Anakun - August 26, 2008, 7:02 pm
WTF? Over!


29 MAY 1985 - It didn't matter that day if it is called Soccer or Football


TAGS: heysel stadium disaster 29 may 1985 liverpool juventus rnr
Rating: 1.76/5

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Football - June 26, 2009, 4:19 am
... because it's FOOTBALL!


1983 - Two New Reasons To Wake Up Saturday Morning


TAGS: 1983 saturday morning wake up
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by GDevo Lution

piccolo - June 5, 2008, 7:33 pm
1983-best year EVA!
Thundar Sez - May 27, 2008, 12:05 am
ARIEL, OOGLA....RIDE!
Burn - May 1, 2008, 1:53 am
That's probably the coolest picture I've ever seen in my life. Ever...


SADIE JOE'S HOOKER LICENSE - Tombstone, AZ signed by Wyatt Earp


TAGS: 1891
Rating: 4.5/5

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PRODUCT PLACEMENT 2 -


TAGS: june calendar 28th
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by house

lilyrose234 - June 26, 2015, 9:16 pm
Sickening. Slut!
440wakeup - June 28, 2011, 9:05 pm
i sure hope the camera is on...bro send me the pix
champ99 - June 28, 2011, 2:52 pm
Now THAT is a Smart Phone...


PHONE HANGING UP -




YOUR TALL! DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL? - Your short! Do you play minigolf


TAGS: tallest person in the world smallest person in the world r i p ping ping 2 feet tall 8 foot 1
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by Ruin11thHour

TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2010, 9:11 am
You're.


ROOM 1408 -




SEMI-TRUCKS - Since 1984; Secretly hoping they're Optimus Prime


TAGS: semi truck optimus prime transformers 1984
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

CleverUserName - November 17, 2010, 9:01 pm
Thanks ^_^
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:13 pm

nicely done dude!


TWO TYPES OF AIRCRAFT -


TAGS: f18 navy
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - May 18, 2011, 9:10 pm

That is what we call a true "wingman"
Archsquee - May 18, 2011, 9:09 pm
Anyone else notice the levitating guy next to the plane?


WOMEN FOR HILLARY - We all know your common ground!


TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.21/5


FUCK YOUR DECADE! - Sincerely, the 80s. (Rated R)


TAGS: 1980s arnold schwarzenegger commando
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by TheOmegaMan

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 5:52 pm
My goodness, Arnie was a BIG boy back then, wasn't he? Reminds me of the recent Terminator Genisys movie, where they used CGI to put 80s Arnie into the movie as the original terminator. HUGE!


I'M GONNA FIND YOU - I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha




JACK DANIELS - Dropping panties since the 1800's


TAGS: jack daniels dropping paties 1800
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Budog

CaptLiberty - November 29, 2011, 12:22 am
FAIL...because you're too lazy to spend 30 seconds googling Jack Daniels to find out it was started in 1875.


GEORGE ORWELL'S 1984 - It wasn't meant to be an instruction manual


TAGS: orwell 1984
Rating: 4.85/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 8:35 am
They took it as something of a guide line though that is for sure!


NASCAR - After years of losing fans to boredom, They decided to add some excitement to NASCAR.


TAGS: nascar 88 dale jr transformers
Rating: 3.64/5

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Cloudchaser - July 14, 2010, 9:03 am
I hear it's being filmed in 3D.
ryuukage - July 13, 2010, 1:41 pm
It's from Transformers 3. I don't know why they have nascar cars. Here's where I got the pic. http://jalopnik.com/5585189/nascar-transformers-how-michael-bay-will-ruin-another-movie
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 1:02 pm
I would go watch it. The movie theater would have to make an exception and serve beer tho.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 12:53 pm
Nascar Death Match?
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:51 pm
No i saw that Grey. I meant what were the cars built for? Is there a new Redneck Super Hero movie staring RS coming out soon?
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 12:48 pm
I'm guessing the mini-gun out front of the 88 car, but's just a guess
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:41 pm
Anyone know what this is all about?


FIGHTER PILOTS -




JENNIFER BEALS -




HERMIONE'S "MAGIC WAND" -


TAGS: just seeing her walk in with this will make you jump assignment for november 28 frog
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

shmoe13 - November 8, 2010, 4:33 am
great poster 5 wands up
vihtori - May 3, 2010, 1:57 am
5 lions and a handshake. YUSS
booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:19 pm
its best in cases like this , TREE not to ask questions =] just go with it :)
Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 1:34 pm
Photoshopped or not, this is fucking hot. I wonder if she actually knows she is being personafied in such a manner all over the internet? Regardless, 5 magical strokes of the "wand".


LIBERALISM - Thinks you can spread peace and happiness by shoving flowers, sunshine and love up everyone's ass!


TAGS: red obama hillary 08 libs dems fag homo lemon
Rating: 2.78/5

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HAHA - April 21, 2009, 8:27 pm
Liberals are useless.
mike - October 5, 2008, 12:11 am
http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=23933
yer mom - September 1, 2008, 10:54 am
liberal- from the latin root 'liber'. meaning = free. God, now who would want that???
Unidentified Liberal - July 5, 2008, 1:57 am
Dude, I don't blow things up. Anyway, you would have to beg me to fuck you cuz I'm not into bigots.
MadMSG - July 5, 2008, 1:50 am
Don't flatter yourself Unidentified Liberal. I wouldn't give you the chance to fuck me. So, save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date later.
Unidentified Liberal - July 5, 2008, 1:46 am
I'd fuck Phil and MadMSG with a flowers, sunshine, rainbows, and love anyday. Unfortunately, they might just like it.
MadMSG - June 22, 2008, 4:58 pm
Right on, Phil!


HOLDEN COMMODORE - Spankin' the Falcon since October 1978


TAGS: rags holden commodore v8
Rating: 1.7/5

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Rags - June 4, 2009, 8:55 pm
So how many time did Holden win 3-in-a-row at Bathurst??
BOF - November 22, 2008, 4:00 am
Ford Falcon wins Bathurst 3 years straight, nothing more needs to be said.


LUNCH TIME - a sippy cup isn't going to cut it




OK PRIVATE... - ...you assault the left gunner I'll take the yarn. Tabby,You distract em and for God sake, you better let em' have it on the cuteness factor!


TAGS: 9088463
Rating: 4.35/5

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Reality Lord - February 25, 2012, 7:35 am

drop this here as well... http://www.motivationaltwist.com/


SHIT!!! - SHIT!!! i left my wallet in there!!!




I VOTED FOR CHANGE - Now that's all I have left.




SUPER MARIO - Teaching Kids About Drugs Since 1985




BEES VS HORNETS -


TAGS: f18 hornet bee hive
Rating: 4.63/5

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forseti - November 24, 2010, 1:44 pm
...and then the pilot created caramel.
Airman - November 24, 2010, 1:04 pm
that would certainly be the quickest solution! But.. doesn't that look like a big jar below the engine.. maybe they got the queen and got them out of there. They could use their firefighting unis to get in there
rerun - November 24, 2010, 12:26 pm

wonder how this problem was resolved....we have ignition?


"WISHING YOU WERE DEAD" - Is a phenomenon experienced by those who realise that they just bailed out of a 35 million dollar aircraft


TAGS: f 18 hornet bail out death
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Justflipit

Aurielius - September 28, 2015, 2:47 pm
Actually you are thanking the gods that you got out in time..screw the cost, pilots are more valuable...as any aviator will tell you.
AdmiralAckbar - December 21, 2010, 2:57 pm
you should try writing software for lawyers.


CATURDAY -


TAGS: caturday poster day dec18 cubby
Rating: 3.92/5

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Master - April 24, 2011, 4:10 pm
This looks like an early model Monorail Cat. It needs more stability!


OLD S-10'S NEVER DIE - We just put V8's in them


TAGS: s10 s10 s 10 s 10 chevy chevrolet v8 v6 racing drag gas gasoline
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by Untamedfifty

RatFink - June 19, 2010, 7:24 am
i got an S10 and that thing purrs like a ferrari
Sidereal - February 1, 2010, 7:56 am
you forgot the Bubba and Darleen sun strip too


LS1 - MAKING OTHERS CLAIM THEY MISSED A GEAR SINCE 98'


TAGS: ls1 holden v8 commodore
Rating: 2.79/5


HEY WAIT. - You're supposed to have both feet on the...., Oh, never mind.




ITALIAN TOOLBOX -


TAGS: august 8
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Sean - August 9, 2009, 1:00 am
Wow. Yer fake I-talian accent is even worse than mine. But as a munga-cake (sp?), at least I gotta excuse.
agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 12:54 am
Chicken wire is in da tackle box... not da tool box, ya mook!
Sean - August 9, 2009, 12:43 am
Thank god I didn't burn this pic with the lame-ass Ikea joke I've had in mind for aboot a year now. Great (kinda racist) poster aggy. And I guess back den, dey didn't know nottin' 'bout da chicken wire, eh?
agdaniele - August 8, 2009, 10:06 pm
That was racist! But, they'e in the fridge, if you want one.
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 9:56 pm
Yeah, but where do you keep the cannoli?


A FEATHER -


TAGS: intimate sad bird s nest 8188452394
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 1:29 pm
Wait... the image. Got it now. Man, I was thinking something worse.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:30 pm
LOL!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 9:53 am
have you guys ever seen 'allo 'allo? This poster brought back memories. 5 wet celeries.
GreyScorpion - October 1, 2010, 8:47 am
grandma had one of these, it was always in her bedroom somewhere...she said grandpa was a dirty ol man, guess he was dusty too...5L
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 6:32 am

funny and profound. loved it. where's the 10L button.


SUPER MARIO CHALMERS - KANSAS JAYHAWKS 2008 NCAA NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!


TAGS: super mario kansas jayhawks 2008 ncaa champions memphis
Rating: 2.31/5

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GoForthAndDie - September 9, 2008, 11:47 pm
Stupor Mario Chalmers-kicked out of NBA rookie orientation :D


THE NUMBERS -


TAGS: the numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42
Rating: 1.82/5

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Steel Turman - March 7, 2008, 10:55 am
www.TheSteelDeal.com
Steel Turman - March 7, 2008, 10:52 am
angle, round,angle, round, angle, round, angle, round - rinse and repeat.


YOU WILL BE HAPPY -


TAGS: 1984 asofterworld
Rating: 4.9/5

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falloutghoul - February 17, 2012, 5:18 pm
Government should learn to fear US!


NINJA TRAINING -


TAGS: canada ninja training bmoc 8ft 10in at the shoulder
Rating: 4.13/5

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Shadus - August 25, 2010, 2:03 am
That's no moose. That's a SPACE STATION! (-o-)
logan240184 - July 8, 2010, 5:54 pm
They be tasty and big, up to 1800 pounds and 8 feet tall
me4891 - January 6, 2010, 4:09 pm
Good hell that thing is huge. Think of the bbq ribs from that bad boy!
Derek - January 6, 2010, 3:57 pm
That is one big moose


THE 80'S - worn like a badge of honor


TAGS: 1980s big hair
Rating: 3.95/5

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Airman - February 24, 2012, 10:49 am
@tellit - that 60's young lady is Sandra Dee. The original Gidget. Married Bobby Darin. Woof. Lauren had her good and bad years, but she was the widow of Humphrey Bogart, and she had the famous "you know how to whistle don't you" line
tellitlikeitis - February 23, 2012, 7:20 pm
Disagree.... Lauren Bacall, never found her very pretty... However... 1960-- I think it may be Tippy Hendren, not sure. But pretty.
Reality Lord - February 23, 2012, 5:34 pm

damn straight. the 40's look pretty hot though.


SUCKERS -


TAGS: sept 28th i m sure the military has lots of beautiful women but i doubt they look like this in the field
Rating: 3.64/5

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Derek - October 21, 2009, 11:37 pm
She looks very much like Porcelina
Agnostic - September 29, 2009, 12:20 am
JAPAN
Bob D. Sailor - September 28, 2009, 7:59 pm
What country is that from?


POOR PEOPLE - ha ha ha!


TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.44/5
Gurgle - March 25, 2009, 2:05 pm
I am quite poor and yet I can manage to buy actual clothes...
db - September 27, 2008, 9:45 pm
ahahahaha
Poor People are FUNNY! - May 20, 2008, 11:43 pm
Ha ha ha... that wife-beater is UNDERWEAR!!!


LEGAL - She has been in our country for two years


TAGS: legal 18 harry potter
Rating: 2.28/5

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KRis - July 9, 2008, 1:23 pm
So hot for an 18 year old it's insane.
Charles In Charge - June 16, 2008, 7:54 pm
I wish she'd pose for hustler.. shes so yummy
usmcbearcat - April 30, 2008, 12:40 am
And thank god she is....she is hot, i'd do her


EWWWWWWWW.... - Belly button piercings are SO 1998!




WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN -




SUNSET CARRIER LANDING -


TAGS: f18
Rating: 4/5

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maoworks2 - January 19, 2012, 8:24 am
Shot And A Beer Please.


REMEMBER, KIDS... - When you find yourself at the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on!


TAGS: dont mind me im just gonna hang out assignment for december 28 suicide
Rating: 3.81/5

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Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:37 pm
Hilarious. dark, Dark, DARK, and hilarious. 5/5


RULE 198 - IF IT'S NOT ON GOOGLE, IT DOESN'T EXIST. NO EXCEPTIONS. -


TAGS: google god rule 198
Rating: 3.52/5

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travesama - January 21, 2010, 1:46 pm
Thanks, I was just reading the rules of the internet and it just came to me
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 11:28 pm
People need to lighten up. I am a Christan and this is fucking hilarious! 5L! I may even log out just to give it another 5L. That is too funny.


STUCK IN THE 80'S - Dude the 1980's are over, you are fat and definitely not rocking hot anymore




OLD SCHOOL... -


TAGS: 75648
Rating: 3.33/5

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I PLAYED GOLF TODAY -




LESBIANS - don't know who should cook!


TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.57/5
Hector - March 27, 2009, 5:56 pm
Funny. And funny comment M Y. I'd buy a copy.
Master Yen - June 26, 2008, 11:29 pm
That's an easy one, both should cook naked while i tape it.


SIGNS POINT TO -


TAGS: the 8 ball knows
Rating: 4.61/5

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THE WORKING TITLE - was 'The, Good, The Bad & The Ugly' but aparently Oprah wasn't available !!




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TAGS: zell dincht ff8 final fantasy viii
Rating: 2.97/5

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nekozilla - March 5, 2010, 11:11 pm
more of a win then a fail imo, george w. bush did choke on a pretzel XD
LogicDude - February 1, 2010, 8:56 am
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you for the first time ever, our very own esteemed Mr. Woody, slamming someone else's massive fail - and correctly so. ZZZIIINNNGGG my friends....ZZZIIINNNGGG.
Woodywood03a - February 1, 2010, 2:00 am
And thats a fail!


THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING... - We would like to welcome you aboard this A380 flight.., You may have noticed smoke coming from one of the engines.., But it is all OK as we have '11' more...


TAGS: a380 engine explosion fire smoke
Rating: 2.8/5

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Mongoose - December 7, 2010, 7:59 am
What about the wheels? - it might come off!!!


DOCTORS AND NURSES -




AFTERBURNERS -


TAGS: f18 pilot navy airman takeoff
Rating: 4.61/5

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forseti - May 25, 2011, 4:17 pm
I love it!!


ULTIMATE RESPONSIBILITY -


TAGS: pilots f18
Rating: 4.14/5

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EvilFox302 - May 6, 2011, 6:25 am
Amen on this one.
MPsniper - April 29, 2011, 5:41 am
EJECT...EJECT...EJECT. only one powerplant is in burner. a little thrust imbalance?


PRODUCT PLACEMENT 1 -




WINDOWS - improving since 1985




NOSTALGIA -


TAGS: tunafish and 8 track tapes don t mix well
Rating: 3.36/5

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Whitneymr - March 30, 2012, 2:59 pm
Damn you whipper snapper! I was in college when this came out.
ScroogeMcDuck - December 26, 2011, 5:55 pm
Hah! Immune - I never listened to Speedwagon... Now bugger off before I hit you with mah zimmerframe
LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 1:41 pm
Damn you...because you can tune a piano, but... I am NOT old. Now, GET OFF MY LAWN!


TAX REBATES - Even this isn't free... dumbass!


TAGS: obama election 08 lib democrat
Rating: 2.34/5

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know_it_all - June 8, 2009, 2:04 pm
i couldn't have illustrated the "stimulus bill" more accurately myself
Toussaint - January 30, 2009, 5:22 pm
And obama's economic plan has just been exposed for what it is.


Monday with no coffee -


TAGS: 008
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 29, 2013, 10:03 pm
Lol, fir5t world problems.


80's Flashback -


TAGS: 80s music flashback def leppard
Rating: 5/5

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beastmaster - August 11, 2014, 6:12 pm
LOL Another 80's fan! Like, totally awesome, dewd ;) Glad that I could get in your head today. Keep a-rockin' ...
Silverheart - July 21, 2014, 7:55 am

I got something to say Yeah, it's better to burn out Yeah, than fade away! Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head... 5Leppards


GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN -


TAGS: chuck norris shaved 1983 2013
Rating: 4.44/5

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Vinxman - April 1, 2013, 6:27 pm
He's 73, so that may have something to do with it.
Preacher Man - March 31, 2013, 12:43 am
Remember the Old Testament story of Samson, who had his hair cut and lost his strength? Same deal here with the beard...
GaryO - March 30, 2013, 11:24 pm
Dang. Looks like Norris’ transvestite twin sister with them arms. When did he get a musclectomy?


PANGUR BAN -


TAGS: an 8th century old irish poem for sean
Rating: 4.4/5

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Sean - May 11, 2010, 11:55 am
This is beautiful, Harr. But who banned Pungur? Was it Aggy? Bet it was Aggy. He's been a little ban-happy lately. 5.


TAKING A DIRT NAP -


TAGS: if your mattress is over 8 quit bitching and be glad it aint a dirt mound
Rating: 4.39/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 3:50 pm
I suppose that will have to do.
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 3:42 pm
Well we got Timmies who play with their hoses all day and ten we got MO who swim with the fishes or does what ever the coast guard does. Do those count?
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 3:40 pm
Now we just need a Fireman and a waterman!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:41 pm
Dirtman for the win!
Airman - June 22, 2010, 2:39 pm
I had a dirt nap at Cheyenne Frontier Days.. but that was self induced.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:39 pm
Whenever I lose perspective I just go through Haarakkon's posters for a de-motivational refresher. This reminds me of his work. Keep it up.
Cubbybear - June 22, 2010, 2:36 pm
I call it roughin' it. 5/5
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 2:33 pm
Thanks buddy. I like going for the slap in the face feeling rather than the ROR! Thanks again.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:14 pm
I love it! It's a true de-motivational poster. Exactly what this site needs more of. 5L


80S MUSIC - BOY BANDS -


TAGS: 80s music boy bands gayness why
Rating: 4.36/5

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sniperslayer95 - November 27, 2011, 5:08 pm
it would appear you have forgotten Metallica came out in the 80s and 80s Metallica kicks ass
Cloudchaser - February 5, 2011, 11:31 pm
Coincidentally, tonight's Saturday Night Live is hosted by Dana Carvey and they kicked it off with a new Wayne's World skit
agdaniele - February 5, 2011, 8:20 pm
Those were the days.... music videos all day. It was great!
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 8:05 pm
I love the 80's....MTV played music and made these guys stars. Boy bands are more 90's
M0FuK1Dy - February 5, 2011, 8:00 pm
fail. Top right is 80s hair metal band 'Poison' bottom left is also a hair metal band, not sure the name though. Not boy bands, but still half gay
agdaniele - February 5, 2011, 6:39 pm
Politifake avatar.


THE 20 MINUTE WORKOUT - actually, more like 6 minutes


TAGS: 80 s workout show
Rating: 4.33/5

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Airman - December 6, 2010, 7:26 pm
I may never leave youtube again
agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 7:23 pm
LOL! That's what we call a "touch and go"
Airman - December 6, 2010, 7:22 pm
it's on YouTube!? see you later dudes
Sean - December 6, 2010, 7:00 pm
No comment (though I guess I coulda just not typed that).
agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 6:57 pm
Did you make it past the screen shot, Sean?
Sean - December 6, 2010, 6:40 pm
HEY GUYS! It's on Youtube!!! See you later ... though not much later. *sigh*
Sean - December 6, 2010, 6:38 pm
ANTICIPATION Meaning: I could never make it past the opening credits. *sigh*
Airman - December 6, 2010, 6:32 pm
I might have over stated that. That was one sexy little show
agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 6:17 pm
LMAO! Six minutes, Air? I'd have to include the commercial break for that amount of time.
shmoe13 - December 6, 2010, 5:01 pm
lol nice


WELL... - ...now that they’ve said it I'll be sure not to do it.




It happens -




Jennifer Rush -




GRAMPS - He Has An Idea For Your 18th Birthday.




FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIE - This is your Captain speaking: This morning's breakfast will consist of: A 5 course meal of hot lead crammed down your throat Washed down with a tall cold glass of bittersweet helpessness




HONEY? DID THE TREE FIT? - It sure did hon, looks nice




HAIR - We're sorry for the 80's


TAGS: hair 80 s
Rating: 3.35/5

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bOB cHIN - September 4, 2009, 1:26 pm
What...no flock of seagulls? Blasphemy
Airman - September 4, 2009, 12:37 pm
someone should be.. I forgot all about kid'n play. been awhile


Time Travel -


TAGS: 80 s wrong michael j fox time travel
Rating: 2.91/5

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Fatty - July 30, 2008, 5:05 pm
DAMN!!! now that's funny
RnR - July 18, 2008, 12:41 pm
hahahaha A+ better Parky then Jonathan i guess
Wtf - July 18, 2008, 12:39 pm
Time travel makes you start interviewing people ?


VOTING - It isn't illegal... yet!




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